/The college major meme will roast you no matter what you studied
The college major meme will roast you no matter what you studied

The college major meme will roast you no matter what you studied

What do we think she's majoring in?
What do we think she’s majoring in?

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By Chloe Bryan

No two college students’ experiences are totally identical: Some people retain very little information and others retain zero information, for example. But the college major you choose — whether it’s physics, art, or (help) creative writing — still comes with a set of sometimes-true stereotypes.

That’s what the “majors be like” meme, which made the rounds on Twitter this week, is all about. It roasts pretty much every major you can think of, sometimes lightly and sometimes mercilessly: English majors put their papers off, philosophy majors deal only in theory, communications majors are majoring in something literally everyone does anyway, business majors party in lieu of studying.

None of these are assessments are 100 percent fair, but they are funny. 

This particular meme has also enjoyed a very funny escalation (that’s when a meme gets weirder and weirder until 60 to 70 percent of it is unintelligible), which is more than we can say for most things on the internet. So read a bunch of these, laugh, feel a little scared, and then please do your homework. It’s due Friday.

history majors be like ugh gotta remember everything that has ever fucking happened again by this friday 😩

— mattymattymattymattymattymattymattymattymattymatty (@mattywestside) October 30, 2019

film majors be like fuck i gotta do nothing by friday

— jaboukie (@jaboukie) October 31, 2019

psychology majors be like damn I have trauma to process by Friday

— Leslie (@HeyLeslie97) October 30, 2019

Psychology majors be like damn I can’t even be mad at you bc I know why you reacted the way you did

— maddi (@omaddiyo) October 30, 2019

communication majors be like I have a conversation due Thursday

— CLAIRE (@clairesonn) October 30, 2019

philosophy majors be like “I” “”Have”” “””An””” “”””Essay”””” “””””Due””””” “”””””On”””””” “””””””Friday”””””””

— jonny sun (@jonnysun) October 31, 2019

Chemistry majors be like damn I gotta bring a stitched-together corpse to life in a world that will never accept him by Friday

— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) October 31, 2019

History majors be like damn I had an assignment due last Friday

— ali (@alibukhariii) October 31, 2019

business majors be like I got a line of coke due at midnight

— m (@okaishawty) October 30, 2019

international relations majors be like damn i have a CIA-sponsored coup to support this friday

— porg (@EFFLORESCENE) October 30, 2019

anthropology majors be like I have a society due on monday 😩

— corb in a snuggie (@snuggiesuperfan) October 30, 2019

urology majors be like damn i have a peepee poopoo due friday

— viking (@notviking) October 31, 2019

political science majors be like damn i have a twitter fight due on friday

— Jordan Spellcaster 👻🎃 (@jordylancaster) October 31, 2019

engineer majors be like ugh I gotta make 24 more people feel invalid about their major by friday

— your local capricorn (@hauteballsbaby) October 31, 2019